My Weekend: Tattoo Convention

Saturday Night I went to the Harley Davidson museum for the Kingpins Tattoo Convention. I went there with a pocket full of cash but all I ended up with was a foot switch and clip cord. I got the chance to talk to amazing artists from around the world and once again be in awe over the sideshows. This time, I was hiding in the back so I was not asked to be a volunteer again. Overall, this weekend was dope but suspension and sideshows are still weird to say the least.

Horchata: True Life

Milk: I don't drink it unless it is in my cereal or chocolate shake. But what I do love to consume is is some sweet, creamy, Horchata topped with cinnamon. So, almost everyday that I am at the tattoo shop, I get this suffering craving for Horchata. Lucky for me, there is an exquisite Mexican restaurant down the street. As soon as I walk in the door there are three employees that run back and start filling up those cups. I get three horchatas: one for me, one for George and one for Skully.
From the time I leave the restaurant and get back to the tattoo shop my horchata is more than half gone. Seriously, ridiculous. To prevent this from happening, I decided to ask if i could buy a pitcher. I was told I could buy a half gallon. Now they love to give me deals there, cause I am regular customer, so I left with only 9 dollars out of my pocket, three horchatas and a half gallon.
I got back to the tattoo shop where the first cup was already down. This is great I thought to myself, "Ill just go ahead and refill my cup." Second cup down... "This is a beautiful thing, ill just go ahead and refill my cup again...". 2.5 cups down the road, I started feeling a little weak and unwell. I stopped there due to the nauseous effect that had creeped upon me every time I thought of horchata. The half gallon was still pretty full, so I took it back home where I would be able to drink it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner the next day.
I brought that shit home and couldn't even look at it. I was trying to pawn it off on my brothers but had no luck. This half gallon of horchata was not going to be finished. So, there it remained on the bottom shelf of my refrigerator for 6 days.
I opened the Fridge today to see If anything looked tempting and saw this lonely, un-gulped half gallon of horchata. Still, thinking about how I drank way to much in one sitting only a week ago, I grabbed the gallon and put it on the table. I went to get a glass, sat down, slid the lid off the container, and inhaled what had the be the most corrupt, corroded stench possible. 7 in the morning and I was not ready for this gruesome matter. I will not be explaining what had happened next but I will tell you that I am no longer drinking horchata.
Point of the story, some times you are better off not buying in mass quantity. Take something so good as a privilege and be rewarded. Don't indulge often, for you will no longer be satisfied with what was once a delicacy.

I Feel Like she Stole my Bus Fare

I have been watching these Married to the Mob x Colette Reebok Freestyles (Only 350 pairs made worldwide) that have been on eBay for 10 days. OK, so the moment I saw them I checked the size. 7.5, a little big, but I can manage a half size up. These sneakers were put on eBay for me. Quickly without thinking, I started to bid the first two days... I was antsy and uncalm. Then under a deep breath I thought to myself, "wait till the last day so these fantastic soles can be mine."

Well, yesterday was the last day of the Married to the Mob x Colette auction and the war began. I upped a dollar, she upped a dollar, I upped a dollar, he upped a dollar. Then out of the corner of my eye I glanced at the clock. It was that time; I already pushed it being late to work, so at 15 minutes left, I put my top bid in. I then, crossed my fingers and packed my things, jumped in my car, and headed to my money maker.

8 hours of the day had passed and not one minute went by where I did not think of those kicks. When the day had come to an end, I rushed home to get on eBay. I rushed so fast to see that these lovely, one of a kind high tops have been bought for 1 dollar more than I had bid. I feel like she stole my bus fare. Mother Fucker.

Recommendation for the Ladies

So It has been two years since this book has been out and I finally got my hands on it. Camilla Morton is a hilarious author with a strong sense of class. "How to Wear High Heels" really is the girls guide to everything. From getting ready, to picking up dog poop, going to a funeral or attending a wedding, Camilla Morton lets girls know how to be and stay on point. I strongly recommend this to the ladies.

New XBOX!

It is finally coming to our indubitable future: The New XBOX. MmMmmm. I first had seen an abundant amount of tutorials for this a while back. The new XBOX, also known as Project Natal, is a hands-free control system that can use face recognition and motion sensors to allow users to play games. Project Natal has to be the most fascinating and electrifying thing I have seen since the robot violinist. Although, the more I watch it, the more creepy and unpleasant it becomes. I remain in a love/hate relationship. Can we no longer leave our children with an imagination? What do you think? '

http://www.bingegamer.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/project-natal.jpg

My Lost Nooka

It has been two weeks since I have lost my Nooka. Things in my life have been frustrating and chaotic due to this loss. At 6am this morning, I woke up to my nooka alarm. Still half asleep, I jet out of bed to find the watch. Peering through my sock drawers and throwing makeup out of bins in mayhem, I make a mess. After one minute the alarm had silenced. Better luck next time. :(

The Ugly Truth

Last night my friend Annie was in town which was very exciting! So...we decided it would be a good idea to go see the movie "The Ugly Truth." While I got into my sweats, Annie made some fabulous popcorn over the stove which we brought into the movie along with her Sugar Spree Soda Sugar Cane. Mmmm. What a movie; it was over the top, I laughed a lot, and Gerard Butler is not bad to look at.

Gerard Butler... Mr. Butler. I thought he was a good piece of eye candy since I had seen the movie "RocknRolla." Consecutively, I would watch this movie due to the attraction of all the wonderful men in it. There is a man for every type of personality and I was really diggin Mr. Butler's Character along with his rugged and sexy gay friend Handsome Bob (Tom Hardy, who is British).

To carry on, Annie and I were talking about Mr. Butler's accent after the movie. Apparently, he had a speech coach and had to work very hard. Now in the movie, " The Ugly Truth," sometimes you would think to yourself, "Is he American or British?"or " Is he English or Irish?." Why cant we tell the difference between these accents? (As Annie and I laughed)

For all those that were wondering, I googled Gerard Butler. This man is Scottish! Born in Paisley, Scotland, he spent some of his youth in Canada, he is 6"2' and is 40 yrs of age. Listen to Tom Hardy and Gerard Butler and tell me if you can tell the difference between there accents!

My birthday is coming up

Usually, I don't make a big deal out of my birthday. I get up early on my birthday, I work on birthday, I clean the house on my birthday, and so on and so fourth. Well this year, to be quite honest, I'm pretty sure I'm going to do the same thing. Which is why I'm letting you guys know that I deserve a really nice gift. ha

For the past two years, I have been using this really dope gold and zebra print bag. It was my absolute favorite. Handmade and original; no one else had it. It was just great to carry my artwork in. This bag had just enough room for all my papers and separate pockets for my pencils and tattoo machines. Well, two years, almost everyday.... IT BROKE. Frankly, I'm in distraught.

We need to make moves not excuses here. Madsteez has this bag out that I have been WANTING for a long time. It never gets old. You see, the word "WANT" I have learned is not good. I WANT this bag but I don't need it due to the number of bags I already own. This is where you come in. I need this nice gift for my birthday.

You can purchase this art bag for me at http://www.madsteez.com/. Remember make moves not excuses.

Filthy, Raunchy, and Raw

So Brian Viveros... Wicked art hey? This man is truley amazing! Known for his erotic pictures, his illustratons portray the little dark side of his mind. Cute. Viveros stepped up his game when he participated in the Art of Porn Exhibition in Switzerland back in 97. Its a shame I didnt know about Viveros earlier. It would of been interesting to follow his work. You can order his prints online at the wesite below.

http://http//www.brianmviveros.com/shop.html

BBQ Dream

Ever Hear of the FAT BOYZ BBQ? Well let me tell you there shit is Amazing. Winning in championships all over,they are legend when it comes to the grill. I dont know about you, but, I love me some good chicken and pork ribs. Grilling out in the summer is one of my favorite things to do. Anyways...One of the Grill Master's came to me when he wanted a tattoo. :) This is what i came up with for his BBQ tattoo.

http://blackdragontattoo.com/

Dire Desire

If you ask if you can have it, you cant afford it.

I cant hold back anymore. Whats better than a Hellz Bellz X Mosley Tibes collaboration. I need these Sping 2010 Sunglasses NOW. I will be purchasing these when available.... unless someone doesnt already!

http://http//hellz-bellz.com/

The Coolest Today

Check it... So these should be out in August and they will be around my neck and on my fingers. ...fishow....

http://romeingpanda.com/

The way to my Heart

My name was created at the Tattoo shop for a reason... As embarassing as it is... I have no will power to hold back from candy. Its my obession. Awefull obsession. I eat chocolate for breakfast lunch and dinner and Gummy Bears for my snack! Check this shit out.

Lets Start this Shit

Day one of my future's blog!

While I should be Drawing designs for my Tattoo appointments next week I find it highly important to take my morning hours and shop for style online. I browse that shit like its my job.

Then I will proceed to my denial of what little time I have left and Paint my nails for the Day.

Last night I had this dream that I had two colors of nail polish that came in pints! I go through the color gorgeous so much I don't think its a bad idea! So let me just inform you that one of the colors in my last nights dream had little gems/shaped sprinkles in them to create a baller 3-d look like none other... and the other nail polish came in animal print you just go ahead and paint it right on.... Now that's my ish!