Its a Shame you Cant Tell Time.

But there is an Alternative.

No... You may NOT just get ANY watch. You must have guidelines. For example: I love me a Zub Zehn SB 20 Nooka! You see, they have a watch in any color and any style for any occasion. It is simply amazing and you  really cant go wrong at nooka.com.

http://www.nooka.com/

Although... the Pimp Pusher LED  is what I really crave.

http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/pimp/p2pusher/

Its 2009 and you must be on top of your watch game.