Dear Sharpie

When I had seen the liquid pencil about a month ago I was breathless. You see when I draw, my hands are always tensing up and breaking led when I'm trying to make a stencil. I thought that Sharpies Liquid Pencil was the relaxing answer to all my problems. I was so thrilled. Excited and enthusiastic about it, I stopped at 20 different stores in search of my long lost item. No store had stock? That's fucking bogus... Why wouldn't one of these stores carry this amazing creation?

My search was getting old and finally, like always, if i cant find something I go to amazon.com. Last week I ordered a box of 12 pencils. I received them on Wednesday. I encouragingly ripped that package open in 10 seconds making it snappy. Overly spirited, I reach in the box quickly grabbed a pencil out and threw the box to the side... "Its me, the liquid pencil, and the paper now." I'm ready for pure bliss.

I take a deep breath in and then energetically lower the pencil-like-ballpoint to the paper. I glide my hand forward then backwards, make some swirls and then I write my name.

WHAT THE FUCK.

This inconsistent piece of shit pencil is not what I thought it was to be. Ok... trying not to be hasty I thought I would give it a chance all day, you know, maybe I just have to break it in a little. Every three minutes, disturbingly bothered I throw this pencil down watching it with hate in my eyes hit the table. I look over at my Boss as he has a grin on his face with a following chuckle. I'm Inflamed and infuriated but my hope for this pencil keeps me feeding the fire.

Yesterday, I thought I would give one more chance. Sharpie deserves one more... So I start making my stencil, get 20 seconds into it and forcefully throw the pencil down again. Looking to the left I see my Boss is still laughing.

I'm irritated with Sharpie.

I bought this box for 25 bones and not one dollar was worth it. Unlighted and annoyed, I look up reviews this morning. I should of did my research and watched this video before hand.

If you click on this video you can go to the site which has a list of all the disturbing issues of this pencil.

Today at work, I am going to stick to what I usually use and try to sell these damaged pencils that cause so much distress to Joey.

Supras Interesting Turns

Fall 2010 Cutler

Fall 2010 Belay

Supra surprised me with these "Belays" but whats new... Always making move never excuses. These make me really happy because I can see them on my younger brother Tyler's feet.

Kudos Supra.

It Aint Man Hatin

EYEASAGE - 1 year

Even Better - Rocky Rivera + 1

Love her.

Preview Mr. Scotts Documentary

Fellas, Lets Talk Gourmet....

Fall 2010

The Signature - DIECI C

My Favorite - Uno

The Seasonal Collaboration -Cinque PRECINCT 5

And you shouldn't miss the sale that's going on right now...

DICINOVE + 75 Bones = Stealing

You Cant Survive off of Fast Food. Eat Healthy.

http://www.gourmetinyourface.com/

Its a Slick Saturday

Róisín Murphy makes me smile.

Not only does it make me happy but makes me wanna make money for some reason...

Set your mood

Evil Mind Tattoo all day long

11am-8pm

608-253-2284

Call to reserve your spot before your friend does...

True Love

Never Breaking Lead....

AMAZING!

My Frank Finds...

Blunt and Abrupt.

I love Etsy.

Unnn,, and Another One for the Fellas

DURKL Autumn/Winter 2010 Collection.

Well Pressed, Sharp and Definite.
No Rough around the edge, clean cut, spruced outerwear.

Props.

"High Quality, Low Standards"

www.Durkl.com

Gentleman, Can you Tell Time?

Nixon: Rubber Re-Run....

A rubber version of the Re-Run watch??? Fuckin Right...

90 Bones. Steal.

Available in Coral too.

Fellas, here is your chance... Clock your future @ http://www.nixonnow.com/

Too bad Nixon produced that bomb shit for the men and lacks on the ladies. :p

Yessir.. Its Coming Soon

HOK X Beck Group.

This collab duo designed a new museum to house the works of Salvador Dalí. Coming soon to St. Petersburg, Florida this architecture was designed based on the surrealists uniquely classical and phantasmagorical work.

Booty Bounce

Dev x Hellz Lookbook from HELLZ

Gettem gurlzzzzzz.

Its Wednesday...

I just got over being painfully sick for about 4 days. Its was awful to say the least. So today... Wednesday.. first day back to work.. be easy...

Love the Way You Lie

My Love for JC...

Has grown very strong and we are getting real serious.

Last week after I ordered my second pair of the genius boot, and a racked up 500 bone bill on Bonnie and Clyde type shit, I felt that I needed to purchase the "Bond 2" Boots which are on the way.

The Great thing about our relationship is that it is never dull. Mr. Campbell is never boring nor a drab. In fact, the comfort that I receive literally and creatively will never send me to sleep.

This morning I met someone new... Abierto.

A Dual peek-a-boo cut outs and an invisible wedge with a 4 1/2 inch heel...maaaaaaaaaaaannnnn..... Makes me week in the knees.

Enticing.

Bat your eyes @ http://www.solestruck.com/

Only What I heard...

So today, be friend... give a bitch a Hug.

Butter Shoes.... Sheeitttt

Kick the Style... Wicked, Wild

Happy Face bitch never seen me smile....

Crooks and Castle Fall 2010 Collection

Killer, Killin it.

www.crooksncastles.com

Finally Fuckn Here!

This is what I have been waiting for...

Krink launches the new unique K-12 paint marker that features a durable steel fine-point tip with a squeezable body. The marker is filled with 12ml of the rich, pigmented opaque ink which is going to make my canvas theeeeeeeee bomb.

Clout X Sean Barton 2010

ENOUGH SAID.

www.cloutonline.com

Stop Being Late

Never on time? You need a watch. Early Birds always get the worm.

You cant tell time? Sheeeit....

The 80 Classic Azure Rainbow Watch from Timex will be assuring when you need an instant reminder that your last minute lagging has to stop.

Break off your grinding halt, Cut ties being hung up and overdue.

Be in the Now.

One Love, One Game, One desire

The Roots "The Fire" ft John Legend

"I realize I’m supposed to reach for the sky
Never let somebody try to tell you otherwise "

Bedazzle that Shit, Mr. Scott

This is another fabulous look at what one of my favorite designers Jeremy Scott is bringing to us.

Reminiscing:

Three years ago and old colleague had bought one for my birthday.

Shit, I bedazzled just about everything. I had shinning glitz money signs on fanny packs and "Watcha Talkn Bout Willis shirts. Flash bling was on my shoes, on key chains, jeans and purses.

(Makes me giggle)

The Adidas x JS A/W 2010 crew neck reminds me of that time and I think its fuckin dope.

Love Luster Love Jeremy Scott

Let Tom Ford Shade the Sun

Tom Ford A/W 2010 campaign is very intriguing.

The enhanced yet mysterious and somewhat creepy photos make for an interesting affair. His 2010 collection is big and bold; appealing to just about everyone.

Anyways these glasses are are a captivating charm....

Stop squinting your eyes in the light.

These accessories are cooler than yours...

Step up @ www.tomford.com

Happy Saturday

You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?
Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha fucka