Cooler Than Yours

Barnaby Black CXXVI Pocket Knife Lovingly crafted in the same scrimshaw tradition that has endured for centuries, this two-bladed pocket knife features a beautiful bone handle with the words "Hard Times made Us" on the front and "Barnaby Black" on the back. Built to exacting standards of quality with 440 grade stainless steel blades for superior edge retention. Handmade in the U.S.A. Ouch. www.shopacrimony.com

Blinded By The Light

Yesterday, I was headed out to my car where it looked as though it was sullenly grey and disappointingly gloomy when I was taken by suprise. As I was leaving my driveway taking left out onto the road, the brightest star violently hit me. As I was punished by the sun that had left me momentarily blinded as a bat, all I could think about is how I wish I had a pair of Karen Walkers on.

True Story.